If I wasnt shy
If I wasnt shy
I'd burn all the uniforms
I'd burn all the ask me buttons
I'd burn all the intercoms
I'd burn all the time clock cards
If I wasnt shy
If I wasnt shy
I'd steal somebody's cadillac
I'd steal anything I lack
I'd steal all the microphones
From all the masters of ceremony
If I wasnt shy
If I wasnt shy
I'd ask you, if you dont mind,
To kiss you a hundred times
If I wasnt shy
If I wasnt shy
-They Might Be Giants
*pats Shy Guy on the back and takes him out for cold ones*
;^;